Last night I swallowed liquor and a lighter, and this morning I threw up fire.

Xan. Fifteen. I can be whatever you want me to be.

I like pandas, Brand New, old books, and Indie/Cult Classic movies.

Every girl probably claims this at some point in her pathetic life, but I really do have the best boyfriend ever. He's mine, and I will gladly brutally bludgeon anyone who decides to think otherwise. And I'm pretty sure he'll fucking kill you if you try anything with me, also. So, yeah. I love him with all my heart. He's my everything and all that junk. *insert more girly statements about le awesome boyfriend here*

Also fair warning, I will flood your dash with whatever shit I feel like posting. I do enjoy porn and gore, so yeah. Do with that what you will.

http://www.facebook.com/arseniccupcake

My boyfriend was on 4chan and look what he found this and he was all like, “You want it?” and I was like HOLY FUCK YESSSSSSSS. Isn’t he the greatest, ever? xD

My boyfriend was on 4chan and look what he found this and he was all like, “You want it?” and I was like HOLY FUCK YESSSSSSSS.

Isn’t he the greatest, ever? xD

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Tag(s): #fear and loathing in las vegas #hunter s thompson #gonzo journalism #muppets
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